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The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...
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The Average Texan: Hey little girl, want some candy..?
Little Girl: Sure!
You get the rest...
When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands
I was at my boy seans house the other night and he gave me a sweaty texan
When you have sex with a girl in a perimeter of ten gallon hats.
"Yeah dude I fucked Jolene in a Texan Perimeter."
"Yeehaw partner!"
The act of smoking crack out of your partner's anal cavity.
"Hey Jim, what'd you do with that girl last night?"
"I took her home and gave her a Texan Fireball."
"Nice."
This is an oral sex move performed by the nostrils. You put the clit in one nostril and close the other with your finger. You then blow as hard you can like you are blowing your nose without a tissue. You can also suck in to get that Rasberry affect going on. It feels just as good as a wand vibrator but with more settings.
"Girl, he took me back to his place and gave me an Ol' Texan, I havnt nut like that in years"
"I sneezed on my girls pussy last night, she thought I was given her an Ol' Texan"
While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.
8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.
"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."
When you teabag someone and take a dump on there face.
Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!
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