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a big smurf that was thwacked with red paint by Gargamel who weres a shiny gold oven mitt with them shiny stons
thanos wants to kill half the universe.
The second greatest villain of all time. Not many people know this but Thanos was an accident when his interspecies parents forgot to use a condom. He looks like a mutated grape, but everyone calls him a Titan because they're all too scared to get snapped away. Thanos wears the infinity gauntlet because hes a mad lad, which can do almost anything except himself because that would be mega gay.
Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.
Thanos: I am the greatest movie villain of all time.
Emperor Palpatine: Am I a joke to you?
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A large, humanoid grape with a golden glove, and a sweet rock collection. He should've been killed by a small man, crawling up his anal cavity, then that small man becomes big and burst that grape open.
Ant Man (After bursting through Thanos): "It's shitty in here!"
Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."
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Hope he ain't find the flavor stone.
Person 1:Thanos,how many stones you got.
Thanos:FLAVOUR STONE
Person 1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Thanos, a large purple titan from Marvel. It has been said that Emma T-P is Thanos.
“Bruh Thanos finna slap The Hulk.”
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Crazy sweet salty intellectual with a soft side andbootyliciousdomestic goddess and genius for research
Person1: Dude, have you met Thanos?
Person2: Dude, Thanos is mindblowing.
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Purple crayon he likes to collect shiny rock
Thanos but his purple penis up Shrecks green ass hole
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