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the most beautiful thing of the female body
they can be used for just about anything.
they come in a variety of sizes and are generally fun to grasp
a:Did you see those tits?
b:yes i did
a:wow
b:i would fuck them tits
a:yep
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A woman's best friend and greatest power. The seat of her power over men.
I enjoy my tits! So do most men, although most women don't like them.
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Bouyancy accessories only found on women when they are helpless in the sea.
Also provide milk
Hey, dude, u see that two hills in the middle of the ocean? Weird...I think those are flags at the peaks, arent they?
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The most wonderful things in life. They are also known as the breasts, a woman's most attractive feature. They come in all shapes and sizes. They are what women use to control men.
Yo, Alex, Kirsten and courtney have some nice tits!" "Yeah i know, they are the sexiest tits around!
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Two beautiful mountains that sit on a woman's chest
Jason : Wow Josie you look so amazing lying on my bed naked with your Tits hanging out!
Josie : Well are you gonna pleasure my Tits or what?
Jason : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Wow! Looks like Jason is rubbing his face in Josie's Tits tonight! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Wow! She's Wearing Socks She's Wearing Socks! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Now he's rubbing his dick on her Tits! Ahhhh!
Steve : Holy Shit Now He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's "He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Will you quiet down they are gonna hear us!
Josie : Uh baby there are two perves staring at us from outside the window!
Jason : Don't worry i'll take care of it!
Chad : Oh shit where did Jason go!
Steve : Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh! Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh!
Jason : HEY ASSHOLES ARE STARING AT MY GIRLS TITS!
Chad : Oh Shit Im outta here!
Steve : Hey Jason wanna rub your dick on my Tits & socks? (wink)
Jason : (wack) (wack) (wack)
Steve : Oh Oh Oh Jesus Christ UH! UH! UH!
Chad : Oh crap he just wacked Steve with a big shovel thank god I got away!
Jason : HEY PERVE YOUR TURN NEXT!
Chad : OH TITS!!!!
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THAT IS THE SHIT
a referance to something that is incredibly badass
speaker1: what do you think of my new bike
speaker2: TITS
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