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having butt-sex with a goat
16th base could be living on a farm working with goats and you get horny working with them and you get a boner and do one up the ass. BANG BANG BANG!!
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The date that 'The Festival' was held on the Dream SMP; Jschlatt has a heart attack and fucking dies, Philza kills his son Wilbur Soot, and L'Manberg is destroyed.
Let me tell you a story of November 16th
The day my son let go all of his dreams
As he said to me, it was never meant to be
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The date that 'The Festival' was held on the Dream SMP; Jschlatt has a heart attack and fucking dies, Philza kills his son Wilbur Soot, and L'Manberg is destroyed
Let me tell you a story of November 16th
The day my son let go all of his dreams
As he said to me, it was never meant to be
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If the person born on this day is named Larry, then you should give him a blowjob immediately. What are you waiting for?
Person 1: Hey Larry when is your birthday?
Larry: February 16th.
Person: Oh shoot I gotta give you a blowjob now.
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All the hot people are born on this day. Especially you, Kevin <3.
When were you born?
December 16th, why?
You are pretty/hot/handsome, and you're a saggitarius!
national have 5 kisses day. if your taken your partner has to give you 5 kisses. if you single give your self 5
ahh you owe me 5 kisses it’s july 16th
National take your friends to the beach day.
Man, it's January 16th, wanna take us to the beach?