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Taking an ice cube (one that is of the type that can sit on the top of your thumb and has an indention on one side) and putting it on the top of your penis. After this you insert the ice cube (while still on top of your penis) into a woman's vagina. Then have sex with her while maintaining the ice cube inside of her and on the top of your penis at the same time.
Women from cold area's really enjoy Alaskan Sombreros when they are out of their element and in warm weather.
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a slang term for dead person.
John is as dead as a homeless alaskan.
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An alaskan type of breed the Alaskan malamute was originaly bred for pulling sledges just like the Sibearian Huski wich the Malamute is some times confused with due to their similarities.
An Alaskan Malaute has thick fur and unlike the Huskie it has brown eyes.
"That Sibearian Huskie is so cute"
"Yer except that isn't a Huskie, its a Alaskan Malamute"
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1. A mudslide in Alaska.
2. Taking a shit on a midget's chest, preferably the runs, and then fucking the midget. After which, you slide down the midget's chest like a Slip 'N' Slide.
1. "Look, we are in Alaska, and that is a mudslide; therefore, an Alaskan Mudslide."
2. Person 1: "Dude, I just got a Slip 'N' Slide, come over and we can use it.
Person 2: "Nah man, Shyanne is horny so I might as well just go over and give her an Alaskan Mudslide.
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In the climactic stages of oral shaft pleasures at the top of a well padded staircase, the male pulls the shaft out of said face hole and proceeds to swiftly jump kick partner down the staircase while ejaculating in mid air. This action should gain enough force to hit your partner as they fall thus completing the act.
As i swiftly kick my lover down the stairs, she cries out...nooooo not the Alaskan Waterfall again...
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A game that consists of 3 Men and 3 Women. Youll first need to freeze 3 condoms. When they are frozen, you must put them on the men's dicks. Then the woman must compete to see who can defrost the condom the fastest. The winner gets to have a 4 way with the 3 men and the loser must finish defrosting the 2 remaining condoms.
Hey! Do you guys wanna play Alaskan Popsicle tonight?
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For women: Having Explosive diarrhea and then releasing it into the fan, onto your partners face. You then proceed to take it up the ass until you have another explosive burst, all over your partners penis.
Man 1:My friend Olson, Man is he messed up. He let his sister give him an Alaskan Fan!
Man 2: Oh man! I'm never gonna talk to him again!
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