a lad who knows what pussy tastes like
weak game and no bitches, but somehow knows what the golden mine tastes like.
bard- "hey boys, does someone here who knows what pussy tastes like?"
any lad in the 10 m radius- "bard you get no bitches stfu please"
An archetype in spore with the worst voice, just google "spore bard voice" and 1/2 of the comments will be haters.
Bard Empire: *le random mouth opening*
Me: shut the fructose up
md/dc slang for "i swear" or "forreal". typically used when something crazy was told.
i real just linked her & ha friend, you styling ls , nope i bard!
DMV slang to put it onsomething or someone.
I just won that basketball game
Bard.
On everything i love.
When someone confidently makes a statement that later turns out to be completely false and ultimately ends in that person losing a large sum of money or reputation.
Did you hear Google have been telling bards again.. cost them $100m
Bard is a simpler and more efficient term for the phrase "for real"
Person 1: "This food is bland ash."
Person 2: "BARD!!!!"