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To stare at someone who is obviously wrong, lying, inappropriate, or asking you something you will never answer. The blank stare continues until they realize their mistake and the awkwardness reaches fever pitch.
So, he said he called, but since there was no record of this on my caller id, no missed calls on my cell, and no message on either phone, I blank-faced him until he admitted that he had meant to call me but hadn't actually called me.
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That look that misguided people give you when you've just confused them.
Person 1: The square root of -1 is i.
Person 2: Blank stare.
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1. up-close.
2. right here, right now, in your face and/or in your ear. Used when someone is trying to prove a point.
3. the closest distance between anything that's good and bad.
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Blowing your load, but producing no sperm that is capable of impregnating a woman.
"Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."
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to be infertile and unlikely to impregnate a woman by having sex with her (from a term used to describe the firing a gun loaded with bullets designed not do harm to the target)
She never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks)
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Where you go to take a shit, but you only end up farting.
Thought I was bout to drop a hugeass deuce, but I just ended up firing a blank.
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Referring to a pair of breast in the mind of one who is not trying to watch pornography (masterbating while imagining a pair of Breast instead of watching porn). Use this term "Blank Titties" in a emergency post nut clarity situation in which an important decision must be made within a matter of minutes while a young simpletons mind is fogged with horniness.
Damn bro, Alex's girlfriend texted me in the middle of class that she wanted to hang yesterday, I had to dip into the bathroom and bust a fatty before I texted her back, and the wifi blocks all porn bro. I had jack to some "Blank Titties". Thank god too I almost said yes.