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In a classroom or work setting captain douche would be the most egotistical and outgoing guy. He loudly shares his political opinions, life lessons and sexual exploits. He may be a loner or in a group of other douche friends but he far exceeds them with his obnoxious outgoing nature.
"THERE AREN'T ENOUGH CHICKS IN THIS CLASS!"
"I'M TO THE RIGHT OF LIMBAUGH"
"LIBERALS!? WORK! THAT'S A FIRST."
If you hear these types of phrases on a daily basis from this individual, you are dealing with a captain douche.
A badass from Attack on Titan, he kills a lot of titans, bruh
Captain Levi: *LIVING*
Titans: oh shit
The cat o' nine tails. A disciplinary/torture device consisting of multiple strands of leather or rope attached to a handle, used to whip someone. Often employed in naval settings.
"What do you do with a drunken sailor? ...Put him in bed with the captain's daughter."
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The cereal Capn' Crunch with spiced rum Captain Morgan instead of milk. Crunch Berries are optional. This is also known as the white person version of pouring a 40 oz in your cereal.
I was having a bowl of Capn' and Captain so they didn't let me drive home.
An insult to shame another individual by letting them know how boring their story or accomplishment is.
Tom: The other day i got a triple colateral no-scope in cod, im totally l33t.
John: Well arent you fuckin' captain legit.
Full name: Captain Douglas Jay Falcon
Computer game character created by Nintendo. Captain Falcon is a bounty hunter and part-time Grand Prix racer from the future.
Features in the F-Zero and Super Smash Brothers series of games, and in the F-Zero GP Legends cartoon series.
He drives the Blue Falcon, car number 07 in the F-Zero Grand Prix. It's rumored that he's called "Captain" because he was once an officer on the Internova Police Force. Captain Falcon was the winner of the previous Grand Prix, an achievement that boosted his already-high popularity even higher. Aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery. His mind and body are honed from the many battles he has survived, and there is no challenge he can't overcome.
Captain Falcon was cloned by the evil Black Shadow after being hospitalized in an accident. Blood Falcon, the clone, is hence only about four years old, where Captain Falcon is around 38. In Super Smash Brothers the evil clone can be selected by changing Falcon into the red costume.
Captain Falcon is fast, powerful and extreme, taking the most challenging, risky but potentially the most rewarding paths in any situation. In Smash Brothers he has one of the most effective and impressive spike moves, which you must try to use at every opportunity, no matter what the risk!
If you're faced with a decision to make, ask yourself, "What would Falcon do?", and you will lead a short, but exciting life. It's the Falcon way!
"See you at the race" - Captain Falcon
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To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.
That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.
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