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When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.
Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!
The exit was obscured by a cloud of cigarette smoke coming from a gang of chimney chicks who refused to move.
I cleaned james chocolate chimney out with my prickly strap on dildo. While he read a book.
The Chimney Effect appears most often when you fart wearing insulated clothing like ski jackets\pants, which causes you fart to travel up you pants\jacket and then explode in your face. And in some cases it will follow you around for a while.
Guy 1 : Damn man I just had the nastiest fart.
Guy 2 : You better open your jacket or that fart is going to explode in you face.
Guy 1 : Oh shit I completely forgot about the chimney effect
Similar to a Dutch Oven, however, the release of the gas under the blankets is facilitated via spooning your partner from behind and then opening and pulling the sheets over their head to gas them with your flatulence.
I had too many burritos for dinner and totally gave my old lady a Belgium Chimney after sex
A funny way of saying misogyny
His massage chimney is really showing
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