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the act of moving from one end of the room while digging your partners face into the carpet while giving her doggystyle sex with the intention of giving them a rug burn on their face.
I heard john gave stacey the steam cleaner the other day. you should see her she has the worst rug burn on her face.
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The best drug ever. You reach MAXIMUM HIGH for 10 SECONDS. Then the best part is, you die after the best 10 seconds ever. It is done by injecting boat cleaning solution into the blood stream, once done you will enjoy the perks of the best drug ever, then you die! yeah!
I am going to do some boat cleaner after school, see you in hell.
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While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."
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The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.
Useful for multitasking mothers.
'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'
'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.
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A man who licks clean cum following a vaginal or anal Creampie.
I answered her personal ad for a Creampie cleaner, and couldn’t wait to lick that cummy pussy clean.
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A fun trick to play on an female during intercourse. The male gets the female to go on her hands and knees and then he comes up behind her and right when she leasts expects it, he grabs her arms and pushes her around the room on her face.
God damn, last night the bitch wouldn't cook me dinner, so when we were about to fuck, i gave her the ol' vaccum cleaner!
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When you clog a public toilet with shit and paper so much to the point it's out of order, so that later the cleaners have a little present.
"Hey Steve, take a shit in that cubicle there if you want to contribute to the cleaners surprise I left."
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