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Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.
"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"
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A police Department located in Coronado, a small peninsula off the coast of San Diego, Who have been guided by a greater power to bust teens for the two worst crimes in history, Riding bikes without a helmet and riding on the sidewalk.They have been programmed by this great power to ignore all criminal activities except these two. They have been made to have serious anger problems and all have really small penis. They are the Police Department of Coronado...
Random Teen: Dude, I got busted by the Police Department of Coronado
Another Random teen: What did you do
Random Teen:I rode on the sidewalk. He even ignored a guy who was robbing a store to get to me.
Another Random teen: Shit!!!
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or, LAFD, where pickpockets stash their swag
"Has he shown you the Lost and Found Department with all his swag?"
"Naw, he don't trust me."
A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.
The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players
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Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter
Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"
Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."
Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."
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The anus. So called because stuff comes out (poop) and stuff goes in (penis).
You know that chick I hooked up with last night? Well I got to visit her shipping and receiving department last night.
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This phrase is used whenever someone posts something horny in a Communist Server.
Person 1: <Posts Horny pic> CUM
Person 2: Huh? Unbased! Where the fuck is the Anti Sex Maoist Department?
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