Dual Wield

Wielding two items at once, of any particular matter.

I dual wield swords <==|-('.')-|==>
I dual wield guns
I dual wield pencils

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Dual Screen

Nintendo's new Handheld console featuring two 3 inch screens, one of which is touch sensative, is also backwards compatible for GBA/GB software

Guy1: Wanna play on my DS?
Guy2: OOO yeah go on then

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Dual Screening

The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.

Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.

Dual Console

When two people are having sex while one of them is playing a videogame.

She was riding me while I was facing the T.V. playing Xbox doing the 'ol Dual Console.

dual diagnosis

having both a psychiatric disorder and a substance abuse/dependence disorder

Rob experienced an episode of major depression and began self-medicating with alcohol. Now he has to battle his depression which has been compounded by alcohol abuse. Dual diagnosis must be accurately assessed and addressed for the patient to regain full mental health

Dual Mungus

Dual Mungus is a serious fictional disease of the upper respiratory system. Dual Mungus is actually an advanced form of simple Mingus. Symptoms of Mingus are small spots and light wheezing. Mingus and Mungus are both a form of fungus. Full-blown Dual Mungus causes a debilitating cough that strikes fear and dread into the hearts of all who hear it. It is never certain how much time a victim of Dual Mungus has left on this mortal plane.

Patient: "Doctor, is it serious?"
Doctor: "I'm glad you're sitting down because I fear the worst. I suspect Dual Mungus. This situation is very grim."
Patient: "That's terrible! It wasn't this bad last week."
Doctor: "Sir! You had a mere case of Mingus last week. It has developed into full-blown Dual Mingus! This is grave indeed!"

dual elites

the best weapon in the game "Counter-Strike"

Me: OMG I PWNED J00 WITH TEH DUAL ELITES!! j00 R SUX0R!
N00b: OMG I WAS PWND -_-

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