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When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and are about to ejaculate, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. You then proceed to either A) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or B) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. When you both have assumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of ejaculating you proceed to poop all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.
As an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then ejaculate onto her face.
This is called the Cryptic Dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.
Jack: Dude I totally gave Rita the Cryptic Dumper last night.
Mark: Haha! I hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarrassing moment!!
Jack: I so did...I laughed so hard...
Mark: I love you...
Jack: I love you too sweet prince...
(kiss)
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Someone who "humps their dump" essentially meaning that they take a shit, then hump the shit.
Ayo, Deelon Musk over there is a humper-dumper, ew!
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A homosexual male who enjoys participating in anal intercourse.
My friend Matt loves fucking men. He's a total dumper humper.
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n. The ass, butt, caboose, skin pillows, the area that launches a Hershey River.
I thouroughly enjoyed the 69, except for the proximity of das dumper.
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The act of sticking your penis in a woman's anus without her knowing......created by a Nick
I gave her a dumper shot and she screamed.
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A post-pregnancy female that when is on top dumps her milk laden breast upon your chest.
B: When they ride you and they’re leaking milk all over your chest?
S: Do you mean a set of dairy dumpers?