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Evans Are Out Of Sight , Really Hot , & More To Theirselves Then Anything , They"re Always There But Mostly In The Back round , Evans Are Those Type Of People You Just Love To Love
- Signed Shania Lachez
Person 1 " Hey Have You Met The New Girl"
Person2 " Yes I Have & One Word Such An Evan "
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Evan’s a nerd.
“Eliza is so much cooler than that nerd Evan.”
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Evan is a kind hearted and a bit shy guy which he doesn't like party crazy as hell ,makes him different from others. He enjoys eating with people instead of eating alone. He cant eat spicy food otherwise his face will turn into blood red color.
He is always there to help and with a warm smile no matter what races you are.
He likes/loves the girl, will try to do silly things for her. Sometimes will make some jokes and try to get more body touch.
He loves travel around for new life.
He is a simple yet wise guy and only those with a simple mind will understand him.
Girl: Why stare at me?
Evan smiled in a shy way.....
Girl:Why eat the watermelon skin? hahaha
Evan: Just to make you laugh.
Girl: the splash from the boat......
Evan: Did I make you wet......(witty smile)
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a guy who is just, like, the best, period. Most athletic in the world and pulls all the bate. Cops so many shoes he fits more in his closet than how many burgers Phillip Banks can throw down his stomach. 11-inch dick and sends every girl he fucks on the strecher. Eats the booty like groceries. Most interesting man in the world.
"Evan" eats my booty like groceries, awww it just makes me feel like salad WITH the dressing.
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being evan, this is correct (above)
but it is not complete.
the correct definition is:
evanism - 1. a word used to describe a complicated idea with a simple set of logical steps. 2. also a complicated solution to a complicated problem, thus solving or fixing the problem while not actaully making it any easier to function. 3. lastly a complicated idea that solves an impossible problem (i.e. making a network of wormholes by collapsing a whole load of stars)with an incredibly overcomplicated well thought out order of complicated funcutions.
1. the duct tape net to a. go in the balloon collection net, b. to open and block the air, c. to pull out balloons.
2. this definition, evanism is a complicated idea and this is a complicated definition to describe the gravity of what is evan.
3. a wormhole network by collapsing stars and using their gravitational feilds to bend space-time in an attempt to make a dense enough enviroment for timetravel to happen in which case you travel back in time to an other location at the rate you are traveling forward thus time for you and all observers is slow even though you have traveled many light years. thus it really taking only seconds to get to the other side to the universe
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usually into rock music, sometimes mistaken for gay. all evans have the same hair wavy and brown. sometimes reddish
Evan and Michelle hooked up, but people still call him gay.
Did you hear evan rocking out to Zeppelin?
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Will make you feel like you are the most special, beautiful, awesome girl in the world but will eventually break your heart. He can lie. He is shy. He will put everything in your hands. He will become suddenly unattracted to you and will soon go back to his ex. So watch out, because this sexy handsome devil will seduce you and you will fall hard. He has the most loving eyes, smile, and laugh. He has an awesome sense of humor and personality. Having many things in common with Evan will score points.
"I hate you, Evan"
"Why did you break my heart, Evan?"
"I think I'm falling in love with Evan!"
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