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When you poop directly into a girl's butthole and then use it as lube for anal sex
Smells like dirty Forrest in here
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When someone has a lot of pubic hair, or a huge bush, and it is set on fire.
Dat nigga got a forrest fire, he can't pee anymore.
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An unintelligent person who believes that he can hold a position of power.
We have a forrest trump in the White House; he tweeted that the Cohen indictment "cleared me."
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a cow that has super powers. he has the ability to shrink, turn invisable, shape shift, fly, goes zoom, read, and is married to a screwdriver (which is my ex husband). forrest cows are usually male. and come in a variety of colors. except yellow...., cuz that would be grose! he usually hides under peoples beds while they sleep. and they shrink and live in peoples shower heads. the only time they ever go into the forrest is when the forrest llama chases them!
persona 1: hey did you see the forrest cow yesterday?
persona 2: yeah barely.... he was really small and sitting in my shower in the corner. then he went zoom before i was able to get him!
persona 1: omg he was under my bed the other day! and was stalking me on the computer!
persona 2: wow! what color was he when he was under your bed?
persona 1: orange!
persona 2: coolio bro!
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1.) To get through a situation simply by pure luck.
2.) Completing a task or challenge when you have no experience and the odds are stacked against you.
3.) When you get lost in a new town or city but somehow manage to find your way back to somewhere recognizable.
Wow I just Forrest Gumped my way through that test.
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1. "I got shot in the buttocks"
2. Gamer 1: I totally Forrest Gumped that guy
Gamer 2: Dude, niceeee.
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Giving everything to someone who dosnt care.And finally comes around they have gone around a few times and has A.I.D.S
She Forrest gumped him so hard
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