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The successfully delicious combination of Red Wine, boxed preferably, with a dark cola. The ratio of wine to dark cola determines the corresponding Muppet character. A higher percentage of wine is represented by higher intensity Muppets (Animal, Gonzo, Beeker) and a lower percentage of wine is represented by lower intensity Muppets (Kermit the Frog). This obviously results in two truths to become certain:
1) Fozzy Bear is the fair and balanced 50-50 ratio of wine and dark cola
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2) The Swedish Chef represents any ratio of wine to dark cola that has no wine or dark cola but is the successful combition of whiskey and whiskey. Basically a cup of whiskey. Sometimes garnished with Sudafed.
"My wife can never get my fuzzy muppet the way I like it; she pours Gonzos when I'm in a Kermit kinda mood"
the awkward sideways look you get from someone with hair and/or fuzz in their eye. often misinterpreted as a look of unfounded superiority.
i just asked my teacher to repeat a question i didn't understand and he totally gave me the hairy fuzzy
The warm, pleasant sensations one feels in the stomach and heart area when emotionally moved by an act of goodwill or love.
Watching children open presents on Christmas morning gives me the warm fuzzies.
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Refers to the pseudo-idealistic and often abjectly hypocritical sensibilities of the bug-eyed positive-energy-only-or-else people.
The fuzzy bunny girl was obviously offended by the truth of the matter; truth often gets misconstrued as negative-speak.
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A good, loving or loved feeling associated with someone or something;
A warm, happy feeling associated with a hug or similar shown affection.
"You give me fuzzy nurdles when you do that" - "The kittens were so cute, I got fuzzy nurdles when they snuggled up to me"
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A term used for when a girls ass hair is longer than the hair on her head
When you take a huge shit after shaving your pubes into the toilet bowl.
I did a Fuzzy Otter last night and now the toilets completely fucked