When a middle-aged Mom becomes a groupie of a boy toy band and constantly fantasizes about them whilst getting plowed by Dad.
Tonight, baby, you will be Jake as I Greta Van fuck you!
A day to celebrate Greta's hot ass mom.
Soph: get off me hoe!
Greta's mom: No! It's national Greta's mom day
Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.
"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"
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born 3 January 2003) is a Swedish environmental activist who is internationally known for challenging world leaders to take immediate action against climate change
Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg is a very good person.
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Congratulating someone for taking a shower
Joffery: I just got out of the shower. I feel so refreshed!
Alice: Gretas, my friend!
A crappy knock off of Led Zeppelin. Fans of this band generally love Led Zeppelin, but Zeppelin fans hate this band. Also known as Greta Van Fleet.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Greta Van Zeppelin Album?
Person 2: Yeah! It sucks!