A saying when somone licks their partners balls
Hey dude lets do the gurt licker
Doing a gurt
Doing a gurt. Often used as a phrase for getting with somebody when you are drunk then wondering how on earth to get out of it.
The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.
Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
The Act of after receiving head with a Condom on and then taking said Condom and hitting Someone with it.
Could be the person who gave head or a random bystander, Watch your head.
"I ended up Slinging Go-gurt at her and then leaving"
"I know someone around here Slings Go-Gurt so be careful"
meaning yogurt without the yo.
popularized by Italian POC activist momisthatyou.
can be used in various different situations and can mean various different things depending on the context.
"whats good gurt"
"you are a momisthatyou fan as well"
Splooge, mangravy, mangoo, dick-wid, ball batter, spunk, semen, jizz,
I was tearing the skin off it when my bro walked in the room , the gurt began to squirt when we locked eyes.
God made gurt, gurt don't hurt
Hurtin for a gurtin