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Hawthorne's Law

If one can, then one must.

"Yeah she's total chaos. She follows Hawthorne's Law; if she realizes she can do something, she has to do it."

by Anonimius May 26, 2023


hawthorne heights

Hawthorn Heights is the equivalent to fingernails on a fucking chalkboard. It could also mean that a bunch of emo fucking pussies are doing this in need of attention because their father left them to rot when they were born and their poor mothers couldnt tend to all of their bitch ass needs such as: Hair gel - to get it into that ridiculous flippy thing. Nail Polish: To paint their nails black. Girls Jeans: To show off their skeleton figures. Razorblades: to cut wrists.

Hawthorne Heights- Fuck my ass and close your eyes! so i can fall asleep, tonight, and cry.

by Zac972048758927 June 7, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


hawthorne heights

Bloody Crap Band that emoscenesters just love. They are ultra emo/screamo, this is one of the reasons they are rubbish. They do not have very good lyrics, mostly about how their teenage girlfriend dumped them and how they are very depressed and no one likes them and how they feel the need to slash their wrists.

emokiddo: OMG HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS ARE RLY GOOD! I <3456 THEM!
normal dude: No it's not, Hawthorn Heights are one of the crappest bands ever!

by QueenOfThePixies March 1, 2006

58๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


hawthorne heights

An awesome band from Ohio that is forgettable. Being a fellow Ohioan of theirs, I would have to say that they are one of the best bands that have come from the Buckeye State. Their guitars are awesome and they are, a 'rock' group, as classified by iTunes. However, I have found myself listening to their songs on repeat one, and loving them, but then never hearing the songs again, and finding myself shocked when I hear that there is, in fact, a band called Hawthorne Heights.

"Ohio Is for Lovers" is Hawthorne Heights' best song.

by Pnogal32 March 20, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


hawthorne heights

a rock band from ohio.quite good in my opinion. the only problem is that they have 5 or 6 songs that sound EXACTLY the same .

i am on your side
this is who we are
we are so last year
dead in the water
breathing in sequence...

i think hawthorne heights is great but they have to stop makin' that " copy/paste" stuff on some of their songs...

by teknopat May 3, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trey Hawthorne

the man with the biggest penis

girl-Trey Hawthorne has a massive penis
other girl- fuck yea he does

by woteesaim March 30, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chelsea Hawthorne

is amazing. :D
drop dead gorgeous.
amazing eyes, smile, and teeth.

ohhh dont forget her boootayyyy. <3

oh hott damn, you wish you were Chelsea Hawthorne.

by yourobsessedstalker April 2, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž