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When a dog spins violently in circles (NOT chasing their tale) while rag-doll-shaking a favorite toy.
Guest: "Why is your dog spinning in circles like that?"
Dog owner: "Molly? Oh, she's just helicoptering because she's so excited to play."
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a significant other who hovers around you all the time, most likely a person you are sleeping with.
L:what you got going on today?
M: nothin much, just waiting for the Helicopter to pick me up so I can get a haircut.
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A parent who is overly involved in the life of their child. Then tend to hover over their every movement and decision. Often times they take control and do tasks on their behalf. They also enjoy broadcasting the details and events of their child's life to anyone who will listen. Helicopter Parents do not ease up with age, in fact as the child grows up the tighter their grasp becomes.
"Are you sure that's a good idea?"
"Where are you going, what are you doing, where is your life going?"
"My child would never do something like that."
"Oh, I just have to tell you what my daughter did..."
"Can I come too?"
"I wish Laura would shut up and stop talking about her daughter - what a helicopter parent."
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The act of spinning a partial erect penis to incite disgust or excitement. True origins are unknown, but was first recorded by medieval chroniclers when viking norsemen raided their lands. Male Raiders would fully disrobe and pull their genitals out and start spinning their members at the same time. Inciting mass fear in the men and women fully knowing their intent of rape. Back then it was referred to as the spinning one eyed monster. Unlike previous origins this act did not originate in the late 1800s From a man named Winston Wellington. It is much older and was called something entirely different before it became modernized.
Man - "The Vikings are here son, and their spinning the one eyed monster (helicopter dick). Quick son, help hide your mother and sister. We know their intent"
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The act of removing your shirt at a concert and waving it above your head in a circular motion, like a helicopters main blades. Can be done as an individual or along with the audience.
Popularised by the Alternative, "Ragga metal" band Skindred and their frontman, Benji Webbe, both of whom hail from Newport, South Wales.
"Let me see yah do tha fuckin' Newport Helicopter!!!! Get dem shirts in the air!"
-Benji Webbe
After consuming 10-15 beers you hang yourself naked upside down from the ceiling fan .. You then pee continuously till you become dizzy and fall to the floor ....a somewhat high risk maneuver so some form of head protection is usually advised when performing this act
PHIL: "hey Larry do you and Cindy want to come over for dinner tonight?"..... LARRY:" probably not she's not talking to me since I pissed all over her couches and fell through her glass coffee table doing the polish helicopter last night
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A fat lady lays still on a bed covered in butter flavored maple syrup. A man of much smaller size then lays stomach down on the womans belly inserting ahis penis into the womans belly button hole. He then uses his surroundings to spin in a counter clockwise direction. (All of this is performed whilst unclothed)
Did you hear Bertha and Marty tried the slippery helicopter?