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(1) In the MMORPG "Kingdom of Loathing", this phrase conjures up any of a variety of myths and legends about how to 'solve' a particular part of the game, especially if said thing cannot be done.
(2) Masturbation.
(1) In order to open up the sunken chest, you first have to kill the hermit. Of course, in order to do that, you must first blow Mr. Skullhead, earning you three perspicacity points. Yeah, they're one of the Moxie substats.
(2) Yeah, I thought about taking on the Naughty Sorceress, but that's too much of a pain in the ass; I'm just gonna go lube up and kill the hermit instead.
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Someone whose main contact with human society is through the internet.
Every time I look out my window I see that guy in the next building in front of his computer. He' there at all hours. Doesn't he have a job to go to? I think he's just an internet hermit.
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(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.
"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."
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Anti-spoiling measure utilized by one who ignores all txts, emails, calls, tweets and status updates until caught up with real time on one's DVR.
Dude1: Jake is holed up watching last night's Survivor.
Dude2: Aw shit, I sent him a txt that said Bob the teacher won. Oops.
Dude1: Don't matter, he won't read it, he's being a Tivo Hermit.
one sexy mofo you see in school but you never have the guts to talk to
girl 1: omg 12o'clock!
girl 2: girllllllll hairy hermit lookin fine as hell
Specifically in a residence hall, there are hermits who don't leave their rooms. A slutty hermit is a girl who has a lot of guys come into her room, but nobody ever sees the girl.
the girl down the hall is such a slutty hermit.
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A person of any age or gender who takes over a website chatroom, or forum in popularity. Most of the time they then leave and take over a new one.
That hermit dogg was my best friend, why did he leave?
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