Joe

Joe is small, annoying and sarcastic. He is a bit of a dick. He is rather funny, he will be able to make you laugh even if you hate him with a passion and don’t want to laugh at his jokes.

Your friend may be confused as to whether or not they like Joe in that way and you know he probably likes her skit and will come up with any excuse to talk to her or be near her.

Person 1: Do you like Joe?
Person 2: Fuck no.

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Joe

The cool kid, who always fits in. He tends to be quite popular, and is quite academic. The Joe of the class has humour and can make people have fun and enjoy their lives. he is one cool cat.

'Man, i am so depressed.'

'No worry, Joe's here!'

Joe: Someone say my name?

'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahhahahahhah'

ha

(hi-five to end)

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Joe

amazing guy who knows how to treat some one right. some one who has gone through a huge life changing stage but has amazing friends and girl to keep him going through the hard time. Loves to act funny yet knows how to be serious.

wow that joe is amazing

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Joe*

To get slapped in the face by a condom. The condom being either used or unused, filled or unfilled with any substance whatsoever.

Joe got joed by John.

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Joe

simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, and most people who have the name Joe are Christain believer's, a very good trait.

If i were a joe my life would be amazing!

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Joe

Is an amazing man who knows how to treat a girl right. Super sexy, kind, caring, and amazing! Has a great body.

Look at that guy, he just be a Joe!

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joe

n: A man with a long, thick penis, a freshly shorn scrotum, and the ability to maintain a granite-like erection for long periods of time. He is also attractive, funny, and brilliant. A little known aspect of a joe is the unparallelled ability to grill various meats.

Hot Girl 1: What's wrong with you? You have a stomach ache? And you are sitting kind of funny, like crooked.

Hot Girl 2: No, I had a date last night with this attractive, funny, and brillant guy who grilled the best meat I've ever had. I should have known, he turned out to be a joe. I tried to blow him, but he ended up jackhammering the bottom of my vagina for 3 and a half hours. Just wrecked it, I could fit a baseball bat in there when he was done. I'm SO sore today. I finally asked him what I had to do to make him cum. So that's why I'm sitting funny.

Hot Girl 1: You had to let him PIIYB, huh? Ouch. You happen to have his number?

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