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A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.
Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
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A fusion of a koala bear and a muffin (preferably blueberry) which results in a distinctly cute and tasty 'koalamuffin'
Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers
Person 1: Whoa, look at that unbearably cute walking muffin with fluffy ears
Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it
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a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.
you're such a koala tea person.
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1. A long, mostly quite thin, pointy stick used to prod an object in order to examine it at a safe distance.
2. Slang word used to describe an odly shaped penis.
1. A: Is he still alive?
B: Don't know, prod him with a koala stick.
2. A: That guy always gets the girls.
B; Yes, but I've heard they always dump him because of his koala stick.
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A young canadian DJ who mixes up great tunes using two turntables and his own hands. No computer needed!
Kid Koala is a cool guy.
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1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone
2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia
1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.
2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.
Someone who is extemely annoying, loud, and overall asshole.