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When you pull a guy's unwashed cock out and it smells like a jar of expired warm mayonnaise.
Slut: I tried sucking this guy's cock last night, but it smelled like warm mayonnaise and I blew chunks all over his dick, he grabbed my face and skull fucked me anyway.
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The Mayonnaise Game is any time in which a man ejaculates on a face; for example, the money shot of porn is considered two people playing the mayonnaise game. Usually, the person receiving mayonnaise wishes they weren't playing.
"Hey Becky, do you want to play the mayonnaise game tonight?"
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."
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Two pieces of bread together with mayonnaise in the middle. Some shit white people eat.
Duke: Ay, I know what you want, that mayonnaise sandwich.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.
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Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"
"I just got The Patty Mayonnaise"
A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex
Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.
translation: daddy mayonnaise or sperm.
1. oh yeah give me that papi mayonnaise.
2. "last night was great! He was hitting me from behind and I screamed for his papi mayonnaise."
A type of mayonnaise that comes out of people (especially men)
My sister tasted sus mayonnaise and got pregnant