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A Bartered how likes to steal a platypus named money. Usally pansexual and likes a girl named Haley. Also usually on computer 24/7
Oh my a merlin
He is so...
gay and ugly
A boy that usually has big glasses. He is a smart boy with a huge dick. Girls search for him to see what he has hidden. He has a great personality and he makes a good husband
She was lucky to have Merlin.
A physics wizard. The smartest person you'll ever see make some of the most questionable life choices you couldn't have thought of. He'll keep you guessing because he not only enjoys chaos, he exudes it.
Merlin is unbelievably hot. He wears shorts and a tee shirt and doesn't turn on the heat at 20°f.
Merlin comes in two special editions: Edward Hair and Viking Hair.
Merlin gives the best hugs and the warmest cuddles and will always make you smile. He has the best laugh and is the best person you could ever hope to have in your life.
Merlin will forget the names of every mini game in Mario Party but he knows the Greek alphabet so you'll give him a pass.
Merlin's greatest flaws are spelling ditto "dido", hating on biology sciences, losing his vape pen constantly, and ordering toasted tuna sandwiches before close at a Subway.
"Wow, Merlin has the best dick! You're so lucky!"
"I'm gonna marry Merlin, I'm so lucky I have him!"
"Merlin, be careful!"
"I love my Merlin!"
Merlin is known as a famous mythological figure, who is protects and serves his lover Arthur Pendragon. In the bbc show, Merlin has trouble understanding his destiny (returning magic into camelot), so he gets guidance from his pet dragon Kilgharrah (who betrays him and kills half the people in camelot), but anyways for him to achieve his destiny he needs to protect his lover soo he can use him and bring magic back to camelot.
Gwen : stop trying to steal him away from me MERLIN!!
Merlin : MY BAD!!! i'm just gonna use him for 5 years or two really quick
Gwen : ugh!!!
he is a legend no one is better than merlin
hes bf is filipe but thats a sucker. btw
Merlins class is shit.
hi im merlin, wooooow i love you
hi im filipe, hello madafaka
Leaving somewhere without telling anyone, with reference to Merlin the magician, ie. a disappearing act.
Where did Tyler go? He must’ve Merlined, before he was supposed to buy a round of drinks.