Chex Mex

A nickname given to an italian who looks mexican who also may carry the traits of being tall having a spic-stash clumsy, bad luck, clumsy, weak and unathletic.

that kid adam looks like a Chex Mex

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Tex Mex

Shortened name for making love to ladies breasts and a ladies mouth, meaning - Tit-sEX Mouth sEX.

Last night I had a Tex Mex with plenty of sour cream.

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Mex-Box Juan

The Mexican X-Box One.
It features only one game that has you sneaking into the U.S. and looking for a low paying job. You know you win when you either get a green card, somehow make a lot of money (really hard to do), or you die a horrible death.
Some special editions come with stolen batteries, a blood-stained baseball cap, or a cup holder.

Jose #1: Did you get the Mex-Box Juan on day one?

Carlos#1: Si, i got arrested though.

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Tyrannosaurus Mex

A Dinosaur From Mexico Who Spends His Nights Ordering Taco Bell. One Can Identify A Tyrannosaurus Mex By His Skinny Jeans And Large Floppy Hat.

Guy 1: Hey Look At That Dinosaur
Guy 2: You Mean That Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Guy 1: No Can't You See The Sombrero?
Guy 2: Oh I see Its A Tyrannosaurus Mex

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double tex mex

a very fat bitch, huge in fact, gigantic
needs a watch on both arms to see the time

Wow, Justin's girlfriend is a double tex mex!

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Tex-Mex Pie

The act of pouring hot spicy chili into a girl's vagina and eating it out.

-I ate a really good Tex-Mex Pie last night.

-....Ew

-What?

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Fresh Mex

A Half Mexican Gangster who rose through the ranks to become a general in the gang wars. When he is done with America whites will be the minority.

Fresh Mex just killed that OC SuUuUun

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