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When a guy wraps his package up in saran wrap, cums in it and slaps it onto someone's face.
You keep talkin' shit and I'm gonna give you a misty flower!
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A term someone uses when they are dateless and staying at home to wank off instead of going out with a girl. Refers to the fist motion one's hand takes on to masturbate
Oh well, I'm dateless again. I guess it's me and the only girls that will not say no and that is Misty Fista and my DVD collection.
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Misty rain- a type of man that is slightly pathetic but would still, as a female, get you wet.
'Tony is so misty rain. He is so pathetic but damn it, he makes me wet'
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The act of farting with a talcum powdered bum whilst on a webcam. Usually used when a girl asks for a "tits for cock" basis on webcams.
"That girl wanted to see my cock on cam!", "Did you show her?", "Hell no! she got a misty tunnel instead."
A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by
I was on my way to the Bauers' house when I stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato
Someone who is very mysterious and is barely goes anywhere but is always around.
Guy1:Dude who is that
Guy2:yea he is a misty legend
Someone you run into and instantly get bashful in front of cause she's beautiful and kind and looks like a goddess a true friend in my case a true queen though she has never known or been treated like one when she gives her new king a chance cause she is forgiving, loving, loyal,and hard to get rid of she last to kick you out when you are trying but the first to call you out when you are lying. She is pure at heart and a protecter. A mother to her twin boys unconditional and forgiving remember this my misty is one of a kind run into her you will be fine with her time stops your able to breathe listen and enjoy once again her radiant light that resides in her is powerful and healing Misty I'm glad you are in my life and I thank the two who brought you to be you aka mom and dad God bless beautiful you
Misty Decker Woman-
Radiant and powerful with love and loyalty healing