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stuck with the mope

variant: mopemouth

when you have done something inexorably foolhardy, and then you, have been stuck with the mope. nothing that you can say or do will regain you a measure of dignity that day. you are stuck with the mope, causing you a bastion of shame until you can incrementally redeem yourself.

gentleman #1: *says something inexcusably dull or vulgar*
gentleman #2: "..."
gentleman #3: "holy shit gentleman #1, you are fucken, stuck with the mope."
gentleman #2: "agreed, you got the mopemouth somethin' awful motherfucker."
gentleman #1: *shamefully recedes into background plotting redemptive act*

by tht! tne April 7, 2005

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Moped Porn

pornography entails when one man shoves his Phallus into one/many parts of a car

Moped Porn
"hey josh saw you was into Modped porn?"

"yea its great we should go for a drive some time?"
"yea maybe we can double team your ped"

":P"

by TheStonersBlog November 18, 2011

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


mope-a-dope

An argument strategy in which a contender lets an opponent fatigue themself by feigning sadness, guilt, and repentance, allowing the contender to later execute offensive maneuvers and win the fight.

β€œI thought I was winning the argument but it turns out Betsy pulled a mope-a-dope; she’s like the Muhammad Ali of marital tiffs.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Russian Moped

when a woman takes the seat of a bicycle sticks the remaining bar in her ass and lets a dog lick her clitoris

After a long day at work she had a nice russian moped

by coon stomper December 8, 2008

5πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Mope and dope

when someone is sad and they smoke some weed

All he does is mope and dope in the corner listening to sad songs.

by Beckyrod January 28, 2019

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mope-alope

to smoke weed

Wanna mope-alope?

by Mtek September 6, 2008

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Moped from hell

Moped From Hell- noun: A vehicle summoned forth from the ethereal plain of existence known to many as hell that is ridden exclusively by DaLeGoPimP.

ex: The moped from hell just ran over that school bus full of infants,moments later, dragons flew out of the charred remains of the children.

by WOLF ASSASSIN92 + DaLeGoPimP September 5, 2008

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