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To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).
Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".
Friend: "You shook her?!"
Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."
Ha Ha You Can't Get Me
Hahaha I'm Better than you
You'll never be me ! 💁
Nanny Nanny Foo Foo you can't you can't be me.
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The habitual belief that the rules of the game cannot be altered, and things are the way they are because that is the way they have always been.
The supporters of the status quo.
The dependency of the orthodoxy
He thinks it is necessary for banks to exist as they are the only means to manage wealth across a society ... he has a nanny complex
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those individuals pertaining to a false sense of athleticism; description of individuals that exert themselves in a physical manner that can only be described as hysterical.
A silly nanny usually can be found on the intramural circuits of college campuses, physical education classes, and family/friend parties or reunions. Silly nannies are the first ones to offer their athletic skills (or lack there of) to any group sport or activity, but oddly enough are the last ones selected during the drafting process. Silly nannies are globally known for unexplainable acts of physical aggresion during team or individual play that is only surmounted by the mental reasoning for those decisions. It usually results in comical effect. Of course if you happen to be on the same team as a silly nanny, the comedy may park itself at the door and frustation, confusion, and the sudden urge to kill a silly nanny may take over. But do not worry, such feelingd of despair and hate have plagued many athletes of the human race throughout history.
See "Bill Buckner, Boston Red Sox - Game 6 of the 1986 World Series"
Joe: It's a pop fly! Just catch it and we win the game!
Bob: Oh no! Its a fly ball to right field! That's where we stuck Melvin! We're fucked!
Joe: What the hell is doin out there! Why is his glove on his head? Who picks both nostrils at the same time?
Bob: He's running in the wrong direction! Why is hetrying to sabotage us?
(Ball falls to the ground, Melvin cannot find where it landed, second baseman runs out to field the ball. Inside the park home run results in loss for Joe and Bob)
Bob: Goddamn silly nanny! Quick, fill these sacks with baseballs and lets take a trip out to right field.
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A grandmother who feels the effects of old age by being unable to control her bowel movements.
"Upon entering the bathroom one morning, I discovered that shit had been shit all over the bathroom. I soon realized that I was living with a Poop Nanny."
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A babysitter for your kids, kids love him, he loves your kids! He bakes and gives tubbies. Also, a play mate for the little ones.
Let's call Nanny Danny to come over and play!
Let's have Nanny Danny come keep an eye on the rascals.
Nanny Danny will you bake us some cookies?
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