A collection of pointless, poorly-written news articles meant to entertain someone suffering from extreme boredom. It is not to be thought of as news, as the writers of its articles clearly must not believe they are actually writing news stories.
I ran out of homework and I had already played five hours of mario kart so I figured i woul just peruse some yahoo news.
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One of the original names for IO Punk Music which comes form the U.K in the late W's and early 80's. Also known as: street punk, streetpunk, or real punk. Mostly known now as Street Punk but still called OI.
The general ideology of the original Oi! movement was a rough sort of quasi-socialist working class populism. Lyrical topics included unemployment, workers' rights, harassment by police and other authorities, and oppression by the government.
Notable New Punk or Oi! bands
The 4-Skins
Angelic Upstarts
Blitz
The Blood
The Burial
The Bruisers
The Business
Cock Sparrer
Cockney Rejects
Dropkick Murphys (early days)
The Exploited (early days)
The Oppressed
Oi Polloi (early days)
Oxymoron
Peter and the Test Tube Babies
Sham 69
Splodgenessabounds
The Templars
U.S. Chaos
The Wretched Ones
Cockney Rejects is the first New Punk Band.
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A news, conveyed confidently by anyone without checking any facts, which is actually fake news.
Ankit said that Rowan Atkinson has died, but everyone knew that it was Preacher News.
It's like miracle grow, but for your essays.
My geology paper was looking kind of short so I doused that bitch with some Courier New.
Anyone who brings a lot of never ending trouble into your life
You should dump your junkie girl (or boy) friend, they're bad news. Or don't even let him in the house, he's bad news.
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AP overachiever + artist = New School student
Jane got a 2250 on the SAT, took ten AP classes, and won a national photography contest. She got into The New School early decision, and now she's going to Parsons AND Eugene Lang. I'm crazy jealous...
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A hybrid form of country music that infuses hip hop, pop, & sometimes rap into one wretched, unpleasant noise people today call country music. It's nauseating sound can easily be identified by deep southern accents, bad auto-tune, & unnecessary loud bass. Introduced around 2010, the key ingredients that created this poison melody are V-neck, Buckle-Jean-wearing bozos like Florida Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, Thomas Rett, and Jason Aldean.
Man: Dude, I love country music.
Other man: No, you like New Country, where any homo with a guitar and a fake southern accent who knows how to auto-tune his voice and sings about beer, smoking weed, trucks, and banging chicks and calls it "Country Music".
Man: Yeah well..... I still like it.
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