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noah is a bitch. noah has a small penis. noah is short and scared of girls. the little faggot probably kisses boys in his free time. faggot.
fuck you noah.
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If you ever meet a Noah be gentle with him he may act chill, charming and many other great features but honestly deep down he's insecure and sad, if you ever find a Noah he's probably dumb and funny a great friend who would do anything for friends and for love and totally into blondes
Who's that??
Oh it's Noah
He's cute he your bf?
No I wish, were just friends
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Noah's are the most amazing people you will ever meet. They are sweet, caring, and will do anything to make you smile. They tend to be very sensitive, but have a very romantic side. They are AMAZING in bed and can easily pick up women due to their incredible looks and stunning blue eyes. Noah's always have a great sense in music and are wonderful musicians. They are also very smart and will always help you if you're having trouble. If you ever happen to get lucky enough to date a Noah, don't ever let him go. He will treat you like a queen and will never leave you. He will be the greatest thing that will ever happen to you.
1. Friend #1: I met this amazing guy the other day and I'm pretty sure I'm in love with him.
Friend #2: Lol, he was a Noah wasn't he?
2. Gahh, that was the greatest sex ever! I'm glad I let you try anal, Noah.
3. Have you ever just wanted to scream out "Noah" while masturbating?
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The kind of boy who stays by your side when your feeling sick. The kind of boy that will make sure you are okay when you fall. He'll try to be with you when he can. He can be a little angry be when he sees the girl he acts all happy. And he has brown hair it's kinda long but cute. When his being mean and someone tells him that ther going to tell his girl that his being mean he says please don't I'll do any thing just please don't tell her. He does not like when people make fun of him and his girl. He can be a little dumm but a cute dumm
Boy: Hey your girl is fat and ugly
Noah: Stut the f*ck up
Boy: Fine Noah I was just joking
Noah: f*ck off
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Noah is a great singer. He can play piano, guitar, drums, bass, saxaphone, violin, cello, harp, bagpipes, and just about anything he has ever touched. He is smart, tall, athletic, brown/blonde awesome hair, beautiful smile, and very good-looking. Likes girls but is into music more. He never notices when girls show interest in him. Noah is the most amazing person in the world. I love him.
Girl: Did you see Noah the other day?
Other Girl: No.
Girl: He sang at the banquet. It was beautiful!
Boy: Hey man. Did you go up to the game the other night?
Other boy: Yeah man. Did you see Noah truck that guy!?
Boy: Sure did. That kids awesome.
That amazingly talented singer, athlete. Must be a Noah.
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A guy with long, brown hair and badly needs a haircut. However, He is very funny and has a strong confidence in who he his. He is crazy, but relaxed and is not embarrassed easily. Although he is not the hottest guy you have ever seen, to you he couldn't be more attractive. He is the best friend that you always wanted and treats you with utter respect. He loves you by hanging out with you and gazing into your eyes like there is no one else in the room. You know he deeply cares for you even though he has never actually said it in words. He is the best friend that will become your lover.
"I wish I had a guy like yours!"
"Well, he's not exactly mine yet... but he will be soon."
"He's so perfect for you!"
"I know, he's such a Noah!"
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In the Old Testament, Noah rounded up two of every species and built an ark in order to survive the great Flood. It rained for 40 days and 40 nights and everyone on earth died except Noah and his family. After the Flood God sent a rainbow as a sign of the promise that the earth would not be destroyed by water again.
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