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It means there is more than one version of facts and they can exist side by side. It can also mean parallel truth and parallel evidence, in a sense.
"I saw a baseball game yesterday when I saw a guy hit two home runs, I said. Really? I went to that game with you but I only saw him hit one home run, my friend said." What we have are parallel facts. We both are saying actual facts that happened, I replied."
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1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".
2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"
Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"
Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"
Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."
2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"
Person 1: "Nice!"
When two people purposely choose adjacent stalls in a bathroom so that they may join in a conversation with one another.
When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.
Something your teacher says when you miss a singular day of school
Joey: What did I miss when I was gone?
Teacher: Bill Cosby was our guest speaker and the gay couple started fucking in class
Joey: did someone at least record them having intercourse?
Teacher: oh yeah and also your 16 parallel universes behind
Joey: can I get at least a link to the pornhub vid
That orgasmic feeling when you finally get to lie down..whether that be in bed, on the ground, or even just on the floor. All the stress of the day just seeps out of you into the ground, in which you are parallel with.
“Oh baby, it’s about that time. I’m parallel.”
This is Chris Williamson's favorite Hym quote.
Hym "The holes you fail to see are in the parallels you refuse to acknowledge. The parallel between D.E.I. and your religion. The parallel between the political duopoly and the religious duopoly. Though, these are not hard to reconcile. If it is a problem for you that the practice of D.E.I. allows people to to garner unearned moral virtue... Then it is ALSO as problem FOR YOU. The only problem is that in the absence of D.E.I. all that remains is your religion. This is a pathetic attempt at pushing out your competition. Neither of you need a moral monopoly. The difference is, your religion is evil. You need to stop doing it. The pushback against D.E.I. IS THE RELIGIOUS DUOPOLY clamping down on competition. Nobody wants to do your incest cult. You need to let it go. The separation of church and state needs to be enforced. And then you need to stop doing the religion. Because the religion is bad."
When a woman is getting piped in both holes.
Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.