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A concept of a sonic the hedgehog fangame that is a hard W.I.P. as the creator,sparkle_gelatine has done less than a quarter of what they intend to do for the concept art,the game will have 7 playable characters,sonic,tails,knuckles,eggman,shadow,mecha sonic and classical.exe_minus as a reward character for beating the game,the story consists of sonic and tails jumping through dimensions while being hunted by two foes,R.I.S.K. Which stands for really intelligent sonic killer,a rouge robot made by eggman,and classical.exe_minus,the silly new rival of sonic from the minus dimension.the game was created by sparkle_gelatine but there’s a lot of doubt it’ll be finished
Sonic peculiar parallels is not complete yet
Something your teacher says when you miss a singular day of school
Joey: What did I miss when I was gone?
Teacher: Bill Cosby was our guest speaker and the gay couple started fucking in class
Joey: did someone at least record them having intercourse?
Teacher: oh yeah and also your 16 parallel universes behind
Joey: can I get at least a link to the pornhub vid
HA! Hahaha! Theeeere it is! THAT'S WHY ALL THE PARALLELS! THE JEW THING!? AHAHAHAHAHA! Drawing a parallel between the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Holy land" and the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Motherland" is anti-semitic!
Hym "Ooooook! Ok, that makes sense. That's why they're drawing parallels. Ok, if The Jews (The ZIONIST ones... They want me to say ZIONIST so it's (oops I was trying to type LIKE and I accidentally typed KIKE because the letters are right next to eachother) LIKE 'Not all Mexicans' sort of situation) AREN'T like the Nazi... Why do they keep committing Genocide? Armenian Genocide... Palestinian Genocide... That's TWICE AS MANY GENOCIDES! The Nazi only did ONE! You're right guys! There IS no parallel between the Jews and the Nazi! The zionist Jews do MORE genocides! Twice as many, literally! And both times they were like 'It's not a Genocide though! It's not a real Genocide though!' That's their whole M.O.! They do the Genocide and then they're like 'Nuh-Uh! I didn't do that thing I just did!' Ok. My bad on that one. You're right. There is no parallel between the Nazi and the Jews."
When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.
"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"
"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"
That orgasmic feeling when you finally get to lie down..whether that be in bed, on the ground, or even just on the floor. All the stress of the day just seeps out of you into the ground, in which you are parallel with.
“Oh baby, it’s about that time. I’m parallel.”
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1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".
2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"
Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"
Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"
Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."
2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"
Person 1: "Nice!"
This is Chris Williamson's favorite Hym quote.
Hym "The holes you fail to see are in the parallels you refuse to acknowledge. The parallel between D.E.I. and your religion. The parallel between the political duopoly and the religious duopoly. Though, these are not hard to reconcile. If it is a problem for you that the practice of D.E.I. allows people to to garner unearned moral virtue... Then it is ALSO as problem FOR YOU. The only problem is that in the absence of D.E.I. all that remains is your religion. This is a pathetic attempt at pushing out your competition. Neither of you need a moral monopoly. The difference is, your religion is evil. You need to stop doing it. The pushback against D.E.I. IS THE RELIGIOUS DUOPOLY clamping down on competition. Nobody wants to do your incest cult. You need to let it go. The separation of church and state needs to be enforced. And then you need to stop doing the religion. Because the religion is bad."