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Absolute victim of life, general bellend but can be funny at times. Wonky glasses and a bit of a spastic but overall a nice dude.
"Not Jesus Christ, it's Ravi Patel"
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just another patel to add to the list.
you know another saturday night strollin through the phone book when i reach the P's i finally find patel so im scrollin through and i was baffeled that i seen 50 patels in the area. i was like yo weed up?
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An indian halo god who gets poon out of the ying yang. Samir's golden tounge of fury is able to reject spicey chemicals and turn it into milky goodness.
Man you really Samir Patel'd Halo while eating a bowl of chilis and getting laid.
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A bitch that breaks guys hearts. She baits you into liking her and seeming like a perfect woman and then just DESTROYS your mentality.
"Lana Patel broke my heart."
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An imaginary alias that can be used to cover up something.
When you get caught fucking your professor's daughter.
Professor: Who the fuck are you?
You: Patel Gafoor
Another slow left arm bowler who England can't seem to play. Made the pink ball rag square and some of his tried to spin but didn't turn (not a fookin arm ball).
Axar Patel gives every England Cricket fan nightmares