pixie dick

A dick that is tiny and pixie like, can be found on a specky bowl cut cunt.

"Listen here you specky, bowl cut cunt, your going to Hogwarts"

"Suck my pixie dick, Hagrid!!"

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pixie dust

a yummy combination of ketamine and liquid acid
simply add a drop of sid to 1g of k
and stir it around...and there you go

"peter got some pixie dust off those hippies and now he thinks hes a pixie!!YAY!!"

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Sex Pixie

A girl with a lascivious glint in her eye.
She will put out with a little work.
Used as a simple scale:
Fuck Monkey: A girl who'll fufill your every sordid whim at the drop of a hat.
Sex Pixie: as above but not as obvious in her intent.

Jessica Simpson = Sex Pixie.
Christina Aguillera = Fuck Monkey.

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Pixie Pump

The act of laying doggy style on the ground then opening your asshole, then pouring pixie pouder inside of the anus. The person with the dust in their anus then farts and a pixie dust cloud shoots from the anus.

"Dude did you see that massive Pixie Pump

"No man, I wish I was there."

Ginger Pixie

A psychotic ginger attacked with sparkles in nose and cheek region.

Ginger: Suck my dick!
Normal person: ATTACK!!!!
*POOF!* GINGER PIXIE!!!

Ginger: WTF!?!?!
Normal person: You should be thanking me....

Pixy Muffin

A majestic lady who tends to make weird cat sounds and yell omnomnom. She also usually has a mild obsession with drawing pokemon as people. She is the epitome of perfect and hilarious. Everyone. Not to be confused with the Omnominable Snowman.

Prince: Meow
Pixy Muffin: Meow
Prince: OMNOM
Pixy Muffin: OMNOMNONOMONOMONOMONOM
Prince: I luh you!
Pixy Muffin: -turkey sounds-

Pixy Stix

practically pure sugar in a paper tube

Pixy Stix are for kids who cant afford crack.

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