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Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.
"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"
"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
robert-plants are insanly tight pants for a guy. also known as nut-huggers. the are named for the led zeppelin front man who wore nut-huggers all the time
wow i didn't realize i wore my robert-plants but i can see my bulge.
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Badass little town East of Tampa. There are a lot of Surenos and Nortenos as well as usual steryotypes. A section called Walden Lake is where most of the rich people live. There are a few ghettos in there. And there are two main middle schools, Tomlin and Marshall. One highschool, Plant City Highschool.
Bob: Plant City sucks.
Michael, Ruben, Izzy, Kali, Angelyse: *shanks*
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mother of plants. someone who owns a significant number of plants and care for them deeply, these plants are usually kept inside to be close to their surrogate mother.
person 1: 'that person sure likes plants'
person 2:'yeh . she's a plant mom'
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When working in a industrial environment. Usually a female who on the job might be fuckable , but outside the job would not stand a chance.
That's new scaffold builder is plant fine
Yea I'll hit it, that bitch is plant fine
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Chris Martin (the singer from Coldplay)
"You're a plant pot!" - Said by Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher to Chris Martin at the Q Awards.
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A person who has a long history of accidentally killing plants.
That Plant Murderer sure has a brown thumb.
I'm such a Plant Murderer, this is the fifth plant I've killed this week!
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