Snarfing the pooper

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.

"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."

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Pooper Pants

When someone smells strongly of shit, farts, or assholes, you call them a "Pooper Pants"

Dave the Dirt: Howdy y'all
Fred: Woah Dave, you smell like shit!
Joe: You're a Pooper Pants

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Work Pooper

A person who poops at work and stinks up the bathroom.

All the employees hated kristen, because she was a work pooper.

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The Hamper Pooper

The Nickname for former Green Bay Packer RB Najeh Davenport. He was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends Hamper in her closet.

The Hamper Pooper rushed for 116 yards and 2 TD's and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room Hamper

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fat pooper

The posterior side of an attractive female. An ass of extraordinary quality. Big, round and most times heart shaped. Often found on nice gals. Not to be mistaken for a "fat ass".

Oh my, look at Lindsey! Her jeans look painted on. She's got one fat pooper!

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class A pooper

a class a pooper is someone who has made a habit out of pooping at school. they usually think there cool but really smell bad and everyone thinks they are gross; a class A pooper is usally the target of ridicule if someone recognizes you are pooping again they may do something more punishing such as filming them grabbing there shoes or pouring water on them. lots of peapole think a class a pooper is someone who drops especially stinky shits however that is closer to a class S pooper

guy 1 :man someone's pooping in here
guy 2: oh I recognize those shoes this kids a class A pooper

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pooper looper

1. noun-(poo'pur loo'pur) slang for buddy, friend
2. noun- one that throws his own feces

originated from "party pooper" but has no real similarity in meaning. used when instant messaging mainly rather than public.

sometimes shortened to "pooper" or manipulated to be "poop-a-loop"

"sup pooper looper!"
"not much playa, u?"
"just chillin"

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