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Portal Pen is a DMT vape pen made famous by underground community named after The Matrix.
Yung Jamie; hey that's a new vape pen, pass the weed bro!
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix
When one person defecates into their partners anus and they proceed to shit it back into the original members anus. This resembles a brown portal from the classic game, portal. This can go on for days, minutes, hours, really just as long as you keep shitting
Ben made sure to feast on Taco Bell at lunch night because he was going to attempt the Muddy Portal with his girlfriend tonight!
The Aether Portal is a Minecraft mod that allows you to build a portal to a realm called Aether, similar to building a Nether portal.
Building it requires you to build a glowstone portal frame (like building a Nether portal) and splashing water inside the frame.
This portal is notorious for ruining our childhood dreams.
Dad: Are ya winning son?
Son, while sobbing: No dad, I tried to build an Aether Portal and it didn't wo-
Dad: Good grief, son! You need mods to build one!
Stick ur dick in a girls ass while shoving her under a fence or over a border
Dam bro did u hear about the New Mexican couple
Oh yeah didn’t there daughter do the Portal gun with the border patrol
1. One who is adept at traveling through portals.
2. A portal guide can be used to help you find a portal, gateway, or threshold. If you are ready to embark upon a journey beyond all that you know to be... you might need a portal guide.
Portals can have a broad range of interpretations. This is referring to portals that are otherworldly, other-dimensionally, or time portals.
"I accidentally left half my ass in another dimension, I should have hired a portal guide."
where the law of physics and common sense break down
It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity
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When a man and a woman are having passionate intercourse and partake in the act of synchronized urination into the opposites' genital area. Said action then creates a portal leading to an alternate universe.
Bieber fan #1: I haven't heard from Justin and Selena lately.
Bieber fan #2: Haven't you heard? They created a portal potty backstage at his last concert, and ended up in a tribal Zimbabwean village!
Bieber fan #1: Sigh, I wish that was me.
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