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Road Soda

When you’re about to leave the house in a vehicle, probably with friends, and an alcoholic beverage is made, “to go” to drink in the car.

Hey man, is it cool if I bring a road soda? Friends, “ hell yeah dude, already made you one. Let’s bounce.

by Msjames44 October 24, 2019


Highland Road

The hottest spot near Hazleton, Pennsylvania, to dump dead prostitutes at.

nigga 1: We need to dump this ho's body somewhere, she's getting ripe.

nigga 2: I know a place where I dumped an old couch, refrigerator and dead ho last week. I found it, while geocaching.

nigga 1: Geocaching?! We need to blacken you up. It' bad enough your a registered Republican, but fucking geocaching. Nigga Please!

nigga 2: Fuck you. Here we are... Highland Road biatch!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010


road pop

1. Alcoholic beverage (usually a beer) that is consumed while driving a vehicle.

2. Alcoholic beverage contained inside a soft-drink cup to look like a drink from a fast-food restaurant instead of booze.

Matt brought a few road pops for everyone on the way to the club.

by Smu Johnson November 1, 2007

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Grover Road

A place in Dover NJ where all the thugs hang out. A place where no one gives a flying fuck. People on Grover Road usually smoke pot without caring that there neighbors are cops. The kids on the block like to drink beer when the parents go away and pass out wherever they want. People on Grover Road usually have an open house and have the concept of "you're always welcome here." It is most common that while the kids are drinking here they play beer pong, throw up from chugging beer, and make drunk phone calls to the women they wish they had. For the ones with relationships they usually fuck them up on Grover Road from being so drunk they tell there mate that they don't care about him/her anymore at all. Music is always blasted on this street typically not caring if the cops come because there so wasted.

Last week on Grover Road Hartman's parents went away and we got so drunk Zach tried to fuck the neighbor hood dog.

Grover Road is where the thugz be at son!

by J-Hart August 24, 2006

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road wood

An erection caused from vibrations felt while riding in a car, (typically in a male).

Ted: Dude, I have to stop and get some coffee. You comin in?

Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.

by Kate Sjostrand February 21, 2008

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road apples

horse shit on the road

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

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Road head

Head received on a lengthy car ride to ensure normal blood circulation to lower extremeties. Doctors recommend this once hourly.

Doctor in emergency room : Sir how long has it been since you last received Road Head?
Victim: Two hours

Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD

by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018

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