A socially awkward boy, or a "goofy" kid. Usually stalks a particular person, and follows him or her into the bathroom. A Robert way ask you about what you are doing in an obvious situation.
Guy 1: You know that freak that followed you into the stall?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was a total Robert.
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A name for someone who acts like a dickor a little bit stupid, not a particular person, but a name for someone who is a dick.
e.g.1
Sam: I had sex with your dead Nan last night.
Jack: Fuck off you Robert.
e.g.2
Sam: Isn't VietNam a country in China?
Jack: No you massive Robert!
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When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberted
"Fuck, it pisses me off when that bitch is roberting someone."
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Robert is an amazing person who is fit as frick πall though people underestimate Robert don't he will always stick up for his friends and is not afraid to fight for his mates or himself. Robert is very very sporty and likes being physical. He is very talented. Word of advice do not frick wiv him if there ain't no hospital nearby
Robert is great at rugby!
I know he's almost perfect!
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Medium to tall sized neek. Mad at gaming and Sports. Bare sporty guy says donny alot chats alot of shit but always got ur back. Loyal guy gets girls called Lily and has a decent trim from time to time.
Robert is a person
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a fucking douche bag. he has incredible green eyes that you will drown in and seems like he cares but deep down is self centered and going no where in life. you will fall for them no matter your gender or sexual preference. he will change your life and in the long run you appreciate them, but you still wish you hadnt met him. beware of roberts.
girl 1: ohh look at that guy! hes so dreamy
girl 2: ehhh hes prolly named robert though
girl 1: oh ya your right.
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A weird little boy who is scared of his own shadow.
He is known to live in dumpsters and travels to and from his dumpster homes throughout canada. He is partly asian and partly nautcie.
Whoa!! look at that Creepy dude over there.
He must be a ROBERT.
eew
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