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Sal is the most stunning, godliest man of our universe. If sal ever gets near you in new york city, I will kill you because I'm not you. I love his perfect symmetrical figure and his smooth chocolatey hair. I want him to kiss my face until I melt into a large pile of his cologne. Every time he says God Bless, I feel gods blessings as I pretend that Sal is sitting on top of me caressing my vulnerable crisp face. To put my adoration for Sal in simpler terms, I would stand in front of a moving subway train for him. I'll kill 10,000 men for you, Sal. I'll destroy every last cat in a corn maze, for Sal. If Sal's tonight's big loser, then later he'll tonight's big winner. I'd massage sals plump juicy booty for him. If Murr ever gets near him again, Murr won't see tomorrow. MURR-DER. I'll admit, if Joe gave me kissies, I'd fall to the ground like our sexy man sal. But if THE SAL HIMSELF kissed me good, I'd ascend into god's hands. Sal, you know who's the most sexiest man alive? Read the first word. Sal, if you're reading this, we're engaged. Sal is more powerful than any god you may or may not believe in. Please join my Salvatorecult, where we'll sacrifice cats, stack up on sneakers, swim in dirty swamps, and circulate the great Daddy Sal Squishmellow Statue. His superpower is to make us laugh until we poop out our stomachs and make fall helplessly in love with his incredible abs. I love you, Crangis. Crangis McBasketball. We're forever, for-lifers.
Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck ME
A very popular RuneScape fansite(like RuneHQ or Zybes)
Sal's realm has the best quest guides ever!
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A street name for the plant Salvia Divinorum, more commonly known as Salvia. The plant has halucinagenic properties and makes you "think big," which is why its termed Big Sal. It can be smoked in a J, bong, or pipe.
"Yo, you gotta try this shit...Big Sal!"
"I tried Big Sal once.... totally fucked me up, man."
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gets nervous when the chat dies and follow with an episode of anxiety and fear to send a single text due to all kik spotlight.
A: OMG SHOULD I SEND THIS
A: BUT IM SCARED IF NOONE SAYS HI BACK
A: I GOT THE SAL FEELING
When a Sal doesn’t do their job.
I couldn’t find those reports, must be Sal-enitis.
A wet finger in the coin slot.
Watch your coin slot - soggy sal's in town!