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See shiv but smeared in animal feces. That way, if the initial stab is insufficient, the wound gets horribly infected
"That bitch stole my pancake, get me my dirty shiv!"
St. Shivvings Day is celebrated on July 31st and is to honor St. Shivvings - the guardian and protector of Kingsmere. He defended the realm with two long thin knives blessed by the old gods.
Happy St. Shivvings Day - do you have your kebobs ready for the feast tonight?
When you say anything funny in any form, shape, or way and then an unfunny kid tries to copy you and it becomes unfunny after that because they're obnoxious and stupid
steven: I hop out with a stick i hop out with a gun, finish the lyrics!
shiv: LOL
steven: *tries to hold in laughter*
sylus: BWAHAHAHA
-later that day-
shiv: I hop out with a stick i hop out with a gun, finish the lyrics!
Everyone: thats not funny why would you ever say that im never gonna laugh or use that joke again
Unknown kid: Thats the shiv effect for you!
Shiv Modley and Billy Cleary are silly moderators with negative mates. They vape all together and suck their vapes and dicks at the same time. Billy's favourite flavour is the entire Mcdonald's and KFC menu while Shiv's favourite Is chicken curry and watermelon purple kool-aid. Another vape buddy is nicholas cannane, who vapes more than 30000 puffs a sec. He has the world record of most vapes used in a single day, with him breaking the previous by over 10000.
Shiv Modley and Billy at the same time: Lets suck each others vapes and dicks at the same time
Nick: Can I join in pls?
Shiv: Fuck off
Billy: Sure my senpai
Shiv Modley and Billy Cleary are silly moderators with negative mates. They vape all together and suck their vapes and dicks at the same time. Billy's favourite flavour is the entire Mcdonald's and KFC menu while Shiv's favourite Is chicken curry and watermelon purple kool-aid. Another vape buddy is nicholas cannane, who vapes more than 30000 puffs a sec. He has the world record of most vapes used in a single day, with him breaking the previous by over 10000.
bitch; you're awful (in faux british accent)
you're such a shiv shiv
The act of unapologetically poking at someones youngest arm wart to achieve maximum power.
If I want to get that promotion I seriously need to get my shiv tickling shoes on.
Shiv Patel. What can we say about this king? This famous influencer is an icon running the streets of Worcester. Don’t play with Shiv Patel because he knows karate and will mess you up. Not only will he steal your girl, he’ll look good while doing it. This soccer-playing prodigy is #11 on the field but he’s #1 in our hearts. If you’re lucky enough to be in this man’s presence, try not to be overwhelmed by his aura.