limbaugh-size

Like super-sizing a combo meal order, only instead of a bigger drink and more fries, you get thousands more Oxycontin than any rational doctor ever intended.

With a scanner, photoshop, and enough balls, you can limbaugh-size that single Vicodin prescription into one full year's supply.

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Keelan-size

Larger than average. Most typically applied to a Jack & Coke at the pub.

Greetings barkeep. I shall have a Jack & Coke...and Keelan-size that.

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phil-sized

1. An excessively large image, in resolution too high to display in the average browser window of a 1280x1024 screen. Usually the subject is a hot chick, and often the high resolution displays less than flattering detail.

2. Any excessive thing in form, or style.

I just got a new phil-sized garage for my 18 cars.

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Michael Size

To enlarge or super size your order
original based on a fat Kid desire.

Can i Please Michael size this Hamburger

tote sized

tiny or small, just a little guy

"that dude has tote sized junk, hes TOTALLY hung like a butterfly"

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Plus-sized

A term for morbidly obese people, mostly women.

What’s your opinion on plus-sized women?
Their fucking fat

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family size

A family size is a 1.75 liter bottle of liqour

Hey Jake, want to drink a liter of vodka tonight?

No way dude I want to split a family size.

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