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Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.
"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.
Devices used by homosexuals to induce long periods of pleasure.
My boyfriend doesn't do it properly in the anal cavity and so I have to resort to a Slacker G2.
When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of her appearance. See also Slacker Ken.
I've been requesting forms from Slacker Barbie, but she's too busy doing nothing to respond.
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A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.
Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.
Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.
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college kid who doesn't get a lot of sleep, wakes up late when he does sleep, and never does any work.
Steve, your a super slacker. Go play hide and go fuck yourself.
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Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."
"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."
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A student at a city university who begins to fail classes and does not keep up with their work load.
Alex is such a city slacker, he's failing all his classes!
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