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When you shit, wipe your ass then jizz in the toilet.
Usually shit in bottom, toilet paper next then jizz
Guy 1: “Dude I just toilet smore’d in there.”
Guy 2: “That’s fucking disgusting why did you need to tell me that for fucks sake man.”
kitchen appliance that cooks food by passing an electromagnetic wave through it; heat results from the absorption of energy by the food
Smore Maker = Microwave oven
A chick shits and it sits in her crack then you jack off on the shit in her crack and then you squeeze her cheeks together to mix it and then you eat it
Dude.......that guy just gave that girl a gooey smore
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When u make a smore at a pittsburgh sports event using a lighter to melt the marshmellow
I was outside mellon arena watchin the pens game on the bug screen and decided to make a pittsburgh smore
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Basically the same idea as a regular smore, but it can be eaten and made easily in any urban situation. The materials you need are:
-Mary Jane
-Let bake for 20 minutes on 99F
-Obtain saltine crackers, mini marshmallows, and peanut butter
-Same construction as the regular smore
-Eat the urban smore with a beverage!I suggest liquid sunshine
pot 1: I am sooo hungry.
pot 2: I have a phenomenal idea. It is cheap and very easy.
URBAN SMORES!! YES!
pot 1: nice
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a whore that smells... a smelly whore
"When that smore came into the room I wanted to vomit."
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When one white or fair skined female is having a three-some in between two black or dark skined males.
"Man, last night we did the smore position."
"Hey Trisha! What did you do last night, girl?
- Oh, i did the smore position with these two black hotties last night!"
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