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When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.
Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...
When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...
A.k.a Texas Tornado, Texas Toast Strudel, Creampie Christening, Return to Sender
Dude 1: Bro I came in this girl and she was still riding me. She was so wet when she came that she shot my load back and it hit my forehead.
Dude 2: Bro she was Frosting the Snowman
When your friend is a glowing vampire and they literally blind you because they’re so white.
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To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.
Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"
When many men proceed to spray ejaculate all over a female until she is covered in semen. Then they put buttons on her eyes and a carrot nose so she resembles a snowman.
"Hey Jared, did you and the guy's go to that snowman party last night? Sally told me she was the only girl that went and said it was a blast!!!"
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When you come up behind someone stick a carrot in their mouth and fuck them in the ass.
"See that hoe over there? I gave her the sneaky snowman and she tried to eat the carrot."
"Dude, that's a donkey."
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The act of urinating on a female in the snow while she's wearing all white clothing
Dude I just buttery snowman'd Christine.
Man I'm never gonna be able to look at her the same way
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