Sad like The Spine

Sad like The Spine is a phrase to describe someone who is depressed over their intense sexual frustrations.

Rabbit: I'm horny and ashamed.

Hatchworth: Then you're sad like The spine.

The Spine: *sobbing in the other room while masturbating and watching porn*

The porn: AaaAh ffuck me harder!!

The Spine: I love you too ah...*sobbing and ejaculates*

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Dirty piece of spine

A Shit, poo, fecal matter.

"Get the door mate!, I'm just popping upstairs to the shitter, got to pinch of a dirty piece of spine."

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Ride your Spine

Queensland Slang for the act of Sodomy, often used in conjunction with "Ride your neck" referring to the act of oral sex.

How would you like me to Ride your spine then when I'm done turn you round and ride that pretty neck of yours.

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Put up a spine

When a spineless person puts up a front.

"Way to put up a spine, you coward!"

powdered spine

Describes the act of having brutal sex.

Hey baby your gonna need a wheelchair after I powder your sping with my meat hammer!

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Putting a nose in a spine

The act of bending a girl over to have sex doggy style, and then rubbing your nose back and fourth on her spine until she cums. (This apparently is a huge turn on for girls)

Sean: Bend over girl I want to do doggie style.
Jessi: You know what would really turn me on?
Sean: What?
Jessi: Ever heard of putting a nose in a spine?
Sean: Yeah I've heard of that.
Jessi: Well lets try it then.
Sean: Alright girl HERE IT COMES!

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Break kittens’ spines?

A term used to clarify that one is joking, at the end of a sentence. The sentences are usually very extreme. This phrase shows that there are no cruel intentions and that the person really means affection and love. Overly popular in scotland.

Funny joke. Break kittens’ spines often?

What do you do in your spare time, break kittens’ spines?

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