Taint splatter

When your dick slips out just as it climaxes, therein splattering cum on the taint.

I’ll be a bit late, I was taking it good when the fucker pulled out. So now I gotta clean up this taint splatter.

collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter

I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...

Doodoo Splatter

When you go to a restroom and doodoo the shit out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.

Dominic spent 10 minutes out of class in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of Doodoo Splatter). We then told the janitor to take the day off, because he'll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.

Pittsburg Splatter

The act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner let loose diarrhea on your face.

I begged my girlfriend to give me a pittsburg platter, but she had diarrhea and gave me a pittsburg splatter instead..

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Boston splatter

When you are doing a ho who has projectile dirhea.

Professor Button: "BOSTON SPLATTER SPREE"
Duncan: "MILK"

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ninja splatter

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

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Splatter cake

When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.

Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"

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