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Someone:sonic. me: blue sprint rodent.
When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants
Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints
Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
When you have to shit so bad. You are running through the house like a stampede of buffalos knocking everything over.
Man, I just got some Taco Bell, and when it hit me I buffalo sprinted through the lossy knocking a 94 year old women over.
When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.
The act of running at full speed while wearing flip flops to address a matter of disrespect physically. Depending on the skill and overall level of hands the sprinter has, flip flops will usually fall off for younger children of eastern Carolina; adult goons are capable of keeping flip flops on at running speeds of up to 20 MPH. Mountain Dew and Dr. pepper consumption have been known to vary the effectiveness of a sprint.
Ricky was talking out the side of his neck and Bobby broke out in a full Carolina sprint to teach him a lesson
When you’re at an arena or large events and your sprint service doesn’t work.
I can’t send any snaps or texts man. Sprint arena rule sucks
When a filmmaker lines up several high-profile projects and produces them all back to back to back within the span of one or two years.
"Oh man, with Bridge of Spies already done, The BFG in production and Ready Player One set to go soon after, it looks like Steven's ready to unleash yet another one of his patented Spielberg Sprints upon us!"