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an overly flirty girl from work who hasnt been getting enough dick
dont hang out with jenny mang she just a stalker ho
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One who is constantly following and trying to find out things about a certain person. They're completely obsessed with them. AKA Snickers.
Snickers knows all of Alli's friends names and myspaces. What a stalker.
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1. someone who hacks EVERYONES computer
2. someone who bugs peoples phones
3. someone who drives around peoples place of residency
who's the stalker?
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(noun)
1. a person who follows you 2. a person that is so creepy and obsessive that you think they might stalk you. 3. Emily Brianna Baker 4. Someone who finds out your schedule and doesn't have every class with you
-Dude, is that your stalker?
-Yeah, I found them in my bushes last night.
-Ugh, he is so creepy.
-STALKER!
-Ugh, she looks just like a stalker. Look at her by locker 356.
-She found out my schedule under the pretense of a joke!
-What a stalker!
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In addition to describing the real obsessive watcher (maybe sexual or maybe hater) who cannot be discouraged by acceptable social means -- the slang usage more commonly refers to...
The Politically Correct way to publicly cast "criminal" suspicion on an undesirable person before your "real" friends think you find the undesirable person's friendship or sexual interest acceptable.
Also a term used in a popular juvenile game of the social elite similar to the 1600's "witch hunt" "game". The idea is if enough members of the social elite call someone a stalker then members of the opposite sex will prove their acknowledgment of your elitism by taking punitive action against the one called stalker. The rules of the game include the concepts that
(1) the fewer and faster the punitive action, the more elite the members who originally designated the target called stalker -- or at least the closer they are to being able to join that group, e.g. tentative acknowledgment by the elite.
(2) the sooner someone joins in calling stalker against a selected target the more accepted they are among the elite group and their followers -- or at least they are conscious and accepting of the righteous rule of the elite and are less likely to be a target of some social game themselves.
(3) all the classic benefits of the "pecking order" modified by the idea that the farther you drive someone down, the higher you raise yourself up.
(4) all the joys of future lawyers and politicians in doing something deliciously evil while staying within the boundaries normally described as legal and saintly.
(5) you can't trust enough people after leaving high school or college to make the game work any more.
All the Cheerleaders said the new kid who skipped a grade and had a hairlip was a stalker who peek in their bathroom. So the football team caught him after school and cut off his nuts. But nobody got arrested after the police heard what the cheerleaders said even though the new kid was only at school one day. A bunch of us gave the Prom Queen and King his nuts to use as fuzzy dice when they drove to the dance. What a laugh. Such losers should just kill themselves before their show their faces at OUR school.
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a person who is extremely ugly who tried to rape you at a school dance ( you only danced with him because it was dark) and he follows you around school looking nauseatingly ugly and asks your friends for you info: name, number, 1st period class etc. this person never has a chance but it is fun to lead them on and play head games and make them think they actually have a chance of getting their sorry ass with you.
what the hell, why is that ugly mofo following me? hes a fucking stalker!
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