Ahh you’ve stumbled apon a wild pack of tube strokers. You are jealous as you watch them smoke cigarettes and drink ice cold refreshments.
Otherwise known as “ stove pipe boys”
These creatures are known for playing spades and straight chillin.
0311- “ look at those tube strokers, doing jack shit”
0331- “ ya man this is bullshit i shoulda been a fucking 41”
The act of placing both palm on your thighs and slowly rubbing them up and down. Usually in front of a beautiful woman to show her you think she's attractive. Example: Comedian Reeves to Johnson on "Shooting Stars".
"Vic Reeves went over to Ulrika Johnson for a thigh-stroker last night at the start of Shooting Stars"
A term to describe one who masturbates in the shower.
"Josh got married and now hes a fuckin' soap stroker."
The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
The act of masturbating so hard and aggressively that your penis loses blood circulation and dies. If the genitals arnt removed as soon as possible the ball sac will swell and explode.
My friend died from a stroker choker :(...
A term to describe a person who likes to mute people in chat servers for no reason or gets pleasure out of muting people.
Chat Server Mod: *mutes someone for no reason*
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.
A way of calling some one a wanker around kids or the elderly that may or may not be used with swearing
get ya own side of road you funking chicken stroker.
Look at this chicken stroker
That chicken stroker need to sort out his life.